Except for maybe one lone farmer in Oklahoma, nobody likes Daylight Saving Time. It made you late for work today, or early – we can never remember which – and it’s just a general pain in the ass to figure out which clocks changed [...]
Black Friday A demonic craving for savings falls over the nation as many disregard sleep and even sharing the holiday with their families for a chance to save 40% on a pair of slippers shaped like the poop emoji. Small Business Saturday Shoppers are encouraged to buy some presents at the locally owned shops in their neighborhood, with weekend discounts bringing their prices down to only 10-20% over what you would consider actually reasonable. Sleep In for Savings Sunday Everyone agrees to give [...]
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Just Laugh) – On the heels of reporting that the Department of Housing and Urban Development spent some $31,000 on a dining room set for Secretary [...]
High profile employer seeks a team of seasoned toy makers for a last-minute job that he seriously should’ve started working on months ago, but for reasons involving [...]
You’re already two weeks late for lent. I know that, you know that, but God? He’s actually surprisingly lax about the whole thing, so better late than never when [...]
For today’s service we turn to The Book of Scott, Patron Saint of Fart Jokes, chapter 4:14 – Funnious Bunnious, for this very special Easter edition of The Humor [...]
He’s a miniature elf who runs around your house playing pranks all December under the guise of spying on your kids. Every night while they’re sleeping, he flies [...]